Presenting...the 2013 Golden Steve Awards.
See bloviation above...
And now, the worthy honorees:
Best Picture
The Act of Killing
Before Midnight
Her
Inside Llewyn Davis
Museum Hours
The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Director
Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, Inside Llewyn Davis
Jem Cohen, Museum Hours
Spike Jonze, Her
Richard Linklater, Before Midnight
Joshua Oppenheimer, The Act of Killing
Martin Scorsese, The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Actor
Bruce Dern, Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis
Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
Robert Redford, All Is Lost
Best Actress
Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
Suzanne Clement, Laurence Anyways
Julie Delpy, Before Midnight
Judi Dench, Philomena
Adele Exarchopoulos, Blue is the Warmest Color
Brie Larson, Short Term 12
Best Supporting Actor
Andrew Dice Clay, Blue Jasmine
James Gandolfini, Enough Said
Rutger Hauer, Il Futuro
Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Street
Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
Sam Rockwell, The Way Way Back
Best Supporting Actress
Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine
Scarlett Johansson, Her
Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave
Vanessa Redgrave, Unfinished Song
Lea Seydoux, Blue is the Warmest Color
June Squibb, Nebraska
Best Screenplay--Adapted
Before Midnight (Julie Delpy, Ethan Hawke, Richard Linklater)
Blue is the Warmest Color (Abdellatif Kechiche, Ghalya Lacroix)
Captain Phillips (Billy Ray)
Short Term 12 (Destin Daniel Cretton)
12 Years a Slave (John Ridley)
The Wolf of Wall Street (Terence Winter)
Best Screenplay--Original
Blue Jasmine (Woody Allen)
Her (Spike Jonze)
Inside Llewyn Davis (Ethan Coen, Joel Coen)
Museum Hours (Jem Cohen)
Nebraska (Bob Nelson)
The Past (Asghar Farhadi)
Best Animated Feature
Despicable Me 2 (Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud)
Ernest & Celestine (Stephane Aubier, Vincent Patar, Benjamin Renner)
Frozen (Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee)
A Letter to Momo (Hiroyuki Okiura)
The Suicide Shop (Patrice Leconte)
The Wind Rises (Hayao Miyazaki)
Best Non-Fiction Film
The Act of Killing (Joshua Oppenheimer)
56 Up (Michael Apted)
Leviathan (Lucien Castaing-Taylor, Verena Paravel)
The Missing Picture (Rithy Panh)
The Square (Jehane Noujaim)
Stories We Tell (Sarah Polley)
Best Foreign Language Film
Blue is the Warmest Color (Abdellatif Kechiche)
The Hunt (Thomas Vinterberg)
Like Someone in Love (Abbas Kiarostami)
Neighboring Sounds (Kleber Mendonca Filho)
Night Across the Street (Raoul Ruiz)
The Past (Asghar Farhadi)
Best Original Song
"Amen," All Is Lost
(Alex Ebert)
"Let It Go," Frozen
(Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Robert Lopez)
"The Moon Song," Her
(Karen O)
"Please Mr. Kennedy," Inside Llewyn Davis
(T-Bone Burnett, Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, George Cromarty, Ed Rush, Justin Timberlake)
"You and I Ain't Nothin' No More," Lee Daniels' The Butler
(Lenny Kravitz)
"Young and Beautiful," The Great Gatsby
(Lana Del Ray, Rick Nowels)
